Barking Cats???

"Nooooooo way!"

"Way!"

"Really?"

"Omfg, like, totally!"

"OMG!!!"

Whats the big deal?? Well obviously it's big enough to make me talk like a girly girl.

Yep. Its true.

I have... a barking cat.

So remember how I was telling you about Fat Kitty Seran?? Yes, well, we often joke around that he's pregnant with puppies, cause he's so fat.

Truth is, deep down, he IS a puppy dog.

How do I know? I stepped on his paw.

It was an accident.

What did he do?

He... he.... he... HE BARKED!!!

I almost fell down the friggin steps. I'm standing there, thinking, WTF??? And he just looks up at me all innocent like, as if he had not just made a very uncat like sound. No joke.

And when I say he barked, I'm serious. Honest to god, he BARKED.

Sure it sounded a little strangled and all, but still, twas a bark, through and through.

Weird huh?

"IKR??"