The Trinity Three

Second blog.

Second.... Blog....

Second........Blogggg......

Oh, hello. Your reading this aren't you? You haven't already covered your eyes? Hmmmm..... bravo.... bravo..... *snores* "WAKE UP!" *innocent bystander not so innocently slaps Trickster awake*

Tee hee. I'm not actually tired, in fact, I'm wide awake because I watched a horrifying Oprah video where she interviews sex offenders. TRULY SICKENING. Although admittedly, BRAVO OPRAH, if I were in the same room as them I would have beat the sh** out of them!

Now, letttsss seeeeeee. I'm currently watching a movie called Smart House, just an older Disney movie, and it's not bad, but not exactly something I would rent. Fortunately it's just on the TV.

Tee hee.

You know, a ton of people say I can't say Tee Hee because it's just not me, but who the hell would they know? Whatever. Kind of how people are constantly calling me Goth. Yes, I wear black, I LIKE black, it is one of my top four favorite colors, Purple, Green, Black, Red. And nobody realizes that I seriously hate being called Goth. Seriously. A ton.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, my sister has two veryyyy adorable kitties, named Saren (It might actually be spelled differently, I'm not sure, it's Elvish) who is a huge orange and white cat that is round and just... fat. We call him Fat Kitty, and even though he is on a diet, he is getting no skinnier. Probably because he pushes the other kitty away, sit on her, and then eat all of the food. Fat Kitty's name, Saren, means Friend in Elvish, and it fits his personality PERFECTLY. He is a cuddle bug!!! He LOVES people. Now the other kitty, Raina, her name means Queen in Elvish. It fits her perfectly as well. Raina is a prissy little Brat most of the time, with the softest most gorgeous grey-blue fur with white paws and the personality of a spoiled Queen. She won't let you pet her unless SHE wants to be petted, and she basically rules the world. Saren and Raina. Two amazing cats. And they are no where near as amazing as my kitties, Kamall and Songa. Kamall and Songa are twins, no joke, identical in every way. Both of them are rather tall. The fur along their backs are black with greyish-brown fur running down their sides and backs and with black stripes and bright orange noses. They are the most handsome and amazing kitty boys in the world!!! My itty bitty kitties....

Further more, I am a cat person. Cats.... are.... the.... most.... amazing.... kitties.... in.... the.... world.... MWA HA HA HA HA. Okay okay, dogs and guinea pigs and hamsters and such are good too... OKAY OKAY. ALL ANIMALS ARE AMAZING!!! I LOVE ANIMALS!!!!

ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS...

Alright, enough. I'm saving up two hundred dollars so that I can buy a PSP and hopefully a Final Fantasy game...now if only I had more than twenty dollars. *sigh* Can I get twenty dollars over here?

"CHUBBY BUNNY!!!!" Trickster say what? Chubby. Bunny. Stuff your mouth with a ton of marshmallows and say Chubby Bunnies, and I promise you will laugh. It is seriously hilarious. Ha. ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha aha.

Sorry bout that.

Now onto more grievous topics. There is a website called http://www.sixbillionsecrets.com/ and this website is just... heartbreaking, absolutely heartbreaking. I made a post telling everyone that I love them and that they're beautiful, and that they're not alone. These people are living in fear and they think that they're ugly and alone. Do something nice and post something kind and supportive to them, remind them that they're not alone and that they're beautiful and amazing people. That what I do.

And to lighten the mood, here are some riddles. See if you can answer them all!

1. What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

2. If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

3. What work can a painter never quite finish?

4. Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?

5. Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?

6. If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?

7. What has a mouth but can't chew?

8. How many letters are in the alphabet?

9. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

10. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

11. Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?

12. Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?

13. What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

14. When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

15. If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

There, now if you can answer 10 out of the 15 riddles I will be very proud. And you reward will be me giving you a compliment. JK!